T.V.P. on that comeback tip
Like Timberlake, J.C., Lance, Joey and Chris
Co-sign that shit
I lip-sync some ‘N Sync
Flip to my front camera and Vine that shit
I got a Chipotle burrito
As I eat it I’m tweeting
Cause this Chipotle chicken burrito is fucking delicious
I’m missing stop signs, stop lights
Speeding in the school zones
Reckless
I let my thumbs do the talking when I’m
Chorus
Textin’ and drivin’
I’m always textin’ and drivin’
Swerve
Verse (Wizard Lips)
I got my girl with me
On the ride home
Her name Siri
She the apple of my iPhone
Catch me swerving in the hatchback
Hopping up and down the curb while I SnapChat
I ain’t concerned about the photo radar
But shit I’m streaming so much I might go over my data
Set my fantasy line-up
Yeah, we going to the Super Bowl
I ain’t distracted dude I got this shit on cruise-control
Chorus
Verse (Sgt. Love)
I’m driving while I’m texting
Swerving round’ pedestrians
Hoping Terry Gross gone pose another question
Auxiliary cable tangled round’ the gas pedal
Double-double animal style on my lap
Is starting to dribble a little
On my slacks, got a text back
So I text back real fast
I’m passing bitches left and right in my economy-sized sedan
Damn, catch me driving Route 66 taking dick pics
And FaceTiming chicks with fake tits
Chorus
I’m only texting when the motor’s on
Hashtag I don’t give no fuck
Winky face emoticon
The great Josiah the Gift returns with a dozen hard-hitting songs that pair punchy bars with euphoric, soul-informed production. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 2, 2022