I’m straight out the Hamptons born and raised
Collecting interest like I’m JP Morgan-Chase
My Dad’s a CFO at Sheraton
So when my parents die
I’m a have a baller ass inheritance
Shit, I got that trust fund money
I got that hundred G’s in my slush fund money
Cha-ching motherfucker I’m a rich kid
You ain’t gotta like it, but your bitch did
I went to private schools, on my private jet
I’m tryna’ find a honey who hasn’t seen my privates yet
I got diamonds in my semen
And my home videos are narrated by Morgan Freeman
Chorus
I’m a millionaire
Hair slick back, hand on my sack
Verse (The Ref)
Whippin’ in the Range Rove
Got maids on the payroll
I got a penthouse view, from a penthouse suite
With a penthouse bitch, from Penthouse magazine
See, I ain’t worried about the cost
I got money in the vault backed with gold
I got so much gold
I dive in it like the Duck Tales intro sequence
I’m draped in sequins
I could’ve bought the Dallas Mavericks
Or the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones
But I just put in an offer to own the globe
I’m super important
I’m like Mike Jordan
I like Mike Jordan
I’ll Skype Mike Jordan
Fuck that, I’ll fight Mike Jordan
I’ll fucking end Mike Jordan
I am Mike Jordan
I fucking been Mike Jordan
Bridge (Wizard Lips)
You just witnessed the transformation
Of a boy to a man to a millionaire
Into mother fucking Michael Jordan
Supporting role in Space Jam (1995)
Best movie of my childhood
Bringing back strange feelings
Verse (Sgt. Love)
Just had all my germs removed
In my home clinic I hardly ever use
Profits so profuse
Time to scramble up them golden eggs
And roast a fucking golden-goose
Try and shoot, can’t score on my credit
Money so liquid I wet the bed with it
Millionaire tycoon
I’m like the ghost of Reagan and Ayn Rand in the same dude
My oil straight crude I’m gambling in foreign food
I’m way above the law
Catch me golfing in the fucking nude
The great Josiah the Gift returns with a dozen hard-hitting songs that pair punchy bars with euphoric, soul-informed production. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 2, 2022