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Grown Man Slumber Party (feat. Carly Kastner)

from Grown Man Slumber Party by The Vibe Prescribers

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lyrics

Chorus

Grown man slumber party
Three grown men spending the night at the
Grown man slumber party
Three grown ass men having a slumber party

Verse (All)

This is the best conference call I’ve ever taken before
And guess what? (What?)
I just got to the store
Did you remember the checklist?
If you didn’t, I’ll text it
Yeah I got it a twelve-pack of Pepsi Cola and Chex Mix
Chocolate cinnamon straws, a gallon of milk, and some Nesquik
Give me them Cap’n Crunch Berries and some Eggos for breakfast
I’ll be there in a second
I’ll be there in a hurry
Just got to stop and get Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Chorus

Grown man slumber party
Three grown men getting supplies for the
Grown man slumber party
Pack and overnight bag and head to the slumber party

Verse (All)

Welcome to my home, let’s get it started
What we got planned in the fun department?
Nintendo Gamecube, basic cable, bunch of junk-food on the kitchen table
Got a great tale on VHS, two dogs and a cat
Won’t spoil the rest
A big trampoline with a safety net and porn
Jumping on the tramp with some raging wood
(And listening to Jock Jams)
Pepsi Cola really tasting good
(Especially on the rocks man)
Fruit by the Foot, Ritz Bitz, Dunkaroos, Capri-Sun pouches
Dressed-up, blacked out
Hit the streets T.P. some houses

Chorus

Grown man slumber party
Three grown men sneaking out after curfew
Grown man slumber party
Three grown ass men who technically don’t have a curfew

Verse (All)

Headed outside with the Charmin Ultra
Saturday night fever like John Travolta
Chucking rolls, doing tuck and rolls
Misdemeanors, man fuck the po’s
Let’s raise the stakes start doorbell ditching
Breaking, entering, flooding kitchens
Plant a virus on the home computer
Steal the keys to the PT Cruiser
Going thrity-five in a residential
This slumber party’s got new potential
New essentials, nicotine, air-soft guns and gasoline
Kidnap a bum, interrogate him
Smell like shit, wash him, bathe him
Now we got a hostage, gotta be cautious
Fuck it let’s kill him
Cut our losses

Chorus

Grown man slumber party
Three grown men losing touch with reality
Grown man slumber party
Three grown ass men committing pre-meditated murder
And then robbing a Payless Shoe Store
And then grieving the loss of a transient

Grown man slumber party
Getting drunk at a titty bar and fighting the bouncer
Grown man slumber party
Doing whiskey, cocaine, Xanax and mushrooms

Grown man slumber party
Robo-tripping and starting a brush fire
Grown man slumber party
Smoking forty-x Salvia and speaking in fluid Klingon

Grown man slumber party
I just shit my pants and I’m jerking off in the front yard
Looks like the cops are pulling up in the driveway
I didn’t think this would be my last grown man slumber party

Old man slumber party
All my best friends are dying

Dead man slumber party
Being creepy through the Ouija board at little boys slumber partys’

Living in a haunted graveyard
That the demolition team just turned into a school yard

Reincarnation
Into a little school boy who’s invited to a slumber party

It was an old man, to a dead man, to a little boy
To a grown man slumber party

I asked my mom, and she said, “Yes”
If I could sleep over at my friends
Parents just don’t understand

They don’t understand
Parents just don’t understand

Yeah, put your hands together
If you’ve ever felt what it’s like to be alone
To be misunderstood
To never have any of the fucking answers
Alright, thank you so much
We wrote this song about a slumber party

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from Grown Man Slumber Party, released May 20, 2014

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